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Now recruiting!

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:24 am

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Re: Now recruiting!

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:40 am

There must be some psychological reason why you posted this advert particularly in Simviation, Mark?... ;) ...!

A free Death Ray sounds good to me!... :dance: ...!

I've already got a pair of Stormtrooper's underpants!

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Re: Now recruiting!

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:41 am

That will be the new Bond villain recruiting for the film. :doh:
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: Now recruiting!

Postby Jetranger » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:07 am

Frankly, this is Discrimination to its fullest !!!

I was interested in it , maybe, until I got to the end and read the part

NO WEIRDO's

Well, Gee that just about lets me out then, Discriminating against me !!!

I can't help it, if I've only got 1 eye in the middle of my forehead , and Fangs like a were wolf , and pointy ears.

and I Growl a lot at night during full moons

BUT, to outright Discriminate against me for being Weird ????

Who do I call ???

wheres that Gloria Lawyer Vulcher ???
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Re: Now recruiting!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:53 pm

Kinda scary how much that ad sounds like a recruitment poster for the military; especially with the current management...... :D
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