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Postby Tug002 » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:19 pm

I just saw this on another site and thought that you might like this.

http://youtu.be/TxNrizGdhtY

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Re: Flight Attendant

Postby mustangaroo » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:20 am

Truth in advertising. Paying for a comedienne is one thing. When you are a captive audience they can get away with just about anything...except teasing you about not having a parachute for everyone. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Flight Attendant

Postby Hagar » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:13 am

At least the video has subtitles. She talked so fast I'm surprised that anyone understood what she was saying.
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Re: Flight Attendant

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:12 am

Hagar wrote:At least the video has subtitles. She talked so fast I'm surprised that anyone understood what she was saying.


I'm still gasping for breath, Doug!.... :shock: ...!

Everyone talks/mumbles far too quickly nowadays....

...certainly for poor-old me!

During a conversation, I am constantly asking folks to repeat themselves more clearly....(Pardon?).

Maybe I am more deaf than I think I am!... :oops: ...!

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Re: Flight Attendant

Postby Flying Trucker » Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:46 am

Give that girl a cigar...wonderful briefing... :clap: :dance: :violin: :whistle:
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Re: Flight Attendant

Postby expat » Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:49 pm

I witnessed a similar thing on a SouthWest flight several years ago. The line about the choosing which child you loved the most was also mentioned along with, the lights will shortly be dimmed for take off. Look at the person next to you because if they look scary now in full light they will frighten you silly in the half light. Please raise you hand if you need to swap seats. Then at X thousand feet the cabin crew sung a little ditty about serving peanuts and tomato juice. It made my wife relax, as she is not a good flyer...

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