A Senior Joke

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A Senior Joke

Postby Tug002 » Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:50 pm

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says,

"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ...........



"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Keep smiling
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Re: A Senior Joke

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:00 pm

A corny tale, if ever I heard one!... :whistle: .....!

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Re: A Senior Joke

Postby H » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:44 am

Fozzer wrote:A corny tale, if ever I heard one
Seems flaky to me -- get some glue and we'll make a puzzling rooster out of those corn flakes!


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