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The Diary

Postby Webb » Sat Nov 29, 2014 10:02 pm

HER DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

Today the Yankees lost, but at least I got laid.

(You can tell this is a joke because real men don't have diaries)
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Re: The Diary

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:06 pm

That was very touching.





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Re: The Diary

Postby Tug002 » Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:58 am

:D :D :D Good one :D :D :D Thanks for the good laugh.

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Re: The Diary

Postby Fozzer » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:21 am

Each time I read that, I split my sides!... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Love it!

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