Silly Sally came rushing in to her friends home all excited.
The first thing out of her mouth was "SOMEONE JUST STOLE YOUR CAR!!!"
Her friend asked her what the car thief looked like.
Silly Sally said "I don't know but I wrote down the license plate."
When Silly Sally was young, she came home from school one day and told her mother that some boys gave her a little money for nothing.
Her mother didn't believe that it was for nothing, so she asked Silly Sally to explain a little bit more.
Silly Sally said that all she had to do was to climb a pole.
Her mother said "Silly Sally, they paid you so that they could look up your dress and see your panties."
The next day she told her mother that the boys paid her to climb a pole again, but that THIS time she fooled them all! She didn't have any panties on!
Silly Sally