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Postby expat » Wed May 21, 2014 10:42 am

Man on his death bed and his conscience is getting the better of him. He calls to his wife to confess.
"My love, I have something to get off my chest before my last breath"
"What is it", she asks.......
He takes a big breath and says, "For the last 8 years I have been having an affair with you best friend"
She takes a cloth and mops his brow, "I know my darling" she replies,........."That's why I poisoned you"................!
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Death bed

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed May 21, 2014 12:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Death bed

Postby papituwall » Wed May 21, 2014 1:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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