Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

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Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:41 am

Just received this E-Mail joke from one of my Daughters!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...>>>

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."...
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Paul...Tamping along!... :mrgreen: ...!
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Re: Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby Bass » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:47 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby BLAZE » Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:07 pm

Good one Fozz! :lol: .. :lol:

Please tell your daughter thanks for the laugh! :lol:
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Re: Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby Steve M » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:27 pm

:lol: And here I spent most of my life running away from those lady tools! 8-)
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Re: Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby Speed of flight » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:45 pm

Sheesh. I wish I'd have known that when I was in school. Girls: always keeping all the little secrets to themselves.
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Re: Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby PhantomTweak » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:35 am

No wonder those things never went off when I'd light the fuse and throw them!! :lol: :lol:

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Re: Bleedin' Hillarious Joke!

Postby Jetranger » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:33 am

YIP as seen on TV !!!

Its TRUE, seen it on TV, they said so !!!!

I used to use those thingy ma jobbers du flunkys to wax ma Car, Rust and All :P :D
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