. . . .. . . . . So I'm going to become a
Professional Wrestler. On the bright side, as a Professional Wrestler, I can make much more money than a dumb Dreamliner pilot.
And, hay!, it's all fake, right? It probably can't be worse than playing miniature golf.
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Eat your hearts out, you airplane drivers.
