Word differences between men and woman

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Word differences between men and woman

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:03 pm

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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Re: Word differences between men and woman

Postby Webb » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:24 pm

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5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

8. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Male...... A source of entertainment
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Re: Word differences between men and woman

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:47 am

After closely studying them for many, many years, I am firmly convinced that Homosapien Females have absolutely nothing whatsoever in common with Homosapien Males, .....apart from the fact that both of them breathe oxygen.... ;) ...!

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Re: Word differences between men and woman

Postby H » Sat Jan 11, 2014 4:10 am

Fozzer wrote:After closely studying them for many, many years, I am firmly convinced that Homosapien Females have absolutely nothing whatsoever in common with Homosapien Males, .....apart from the fact that both of them breathe oxygen.... ;) ...!
Paul The Confused.... :roll: ...!
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In respect to the oxygen depletion, it seems you were in fear of Paul the Short-on-Breath?


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