The wife..

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The wife..

Postby Steve M » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:16 pm

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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Re: The wife..

Postby wifesaysno » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:20 pm

Steve M wrote:My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'


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Usually I am just dreaming..... :whistle:
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Re: The wife..

Postby Webb » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:47 pm

At least you're consistent.

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Re: The wife..

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:00 am

Perfect timing!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: .. :lol: ...!
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Re: The wife..

Postby Bass » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:20 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wonder why i got a flashback :?
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Postby Zaphod » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:06 pm

Soft boiled???? :dance:
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Re: The wife..

Postby MASABI TROOPER » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:32 pm

3 minutes...................fast...........
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Re: The wife..

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:57 am

It's when they're quails eggs and only take 12 seconds you've got problems :D
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