THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......‏

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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......‏

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 16, 2013 3:11 pm

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table....

The third man married a girl from Yorkshire. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table every day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, ...... but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
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Re: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......‏

Postby CHUCK79 » Fri May 17, 2013 8:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .....love those surprise endings O0
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Re: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......‏

Postby EVVFCX » Thu May 23, 2013 6:39 am

Hi all,

I'm going to show this to the wife tonight, maybe I'll not be posting again seeing as I come from lancashire and married to a yorkie. :)


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Postby logjam » Thu May 23, 2013 1:09 pm

Yes, that's me :lol:
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Postby Blaunarwal » Thu May 23, 2013 10:45 pm

Thanks for that one. You saved my day :clap:

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Re: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......‏

Postby jamescurtis892 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:46 pm

That was so funny, now beware of marrying Yorkshire girls, just kidding, well, excellent joke.
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Re: THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......‏

Postby MASABI TROOPER » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:00 pm

Hehe, don´t marry a Karate Girl.................. :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

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