What is a Freudian slip?

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What is a Freudian slip?

Postby Steve M » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:04 pm

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother. ::)
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Re: What is a Freudian slip?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:11 pm

Like the guy in the convenience store back in the 70's that was totally mesmerized by a woman's bust. He was in line at the check out and shuffling along. All the time trying desperately not to stare.

Well, he got to the register and the fellow behind the counter asked him what he'd like. The man responded with "A couple of nice t-ts." The place erupted into laughter as this poor man turned 6 shades of red and ran out w/o purchasing a thing.

No the guy wasn't me; I was behind her admiring her other assets.... ;)

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Re: What is a Freudian slip?

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:46 pm

Freudian Slip:

Female apparel worn by Sigmund Freud?... ::) ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_%28clothing%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud

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Re: What is a Freudian slip?

Postby Bass » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:00 am

Freudian slip.
Dont tell anybody what i'm thinking about!! >:D
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Re: What is a Freudian slip?

Postby Ang2dogs » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:22 am

When I was working in a deli, a nice looking woman came in and asked for about 2lbs of lean beef,

well my mouth decided to overide my brain, and I said, well I get off work at 4 o'clock.

Talk about that moment of dead silence, I joined the military that week,

her husband wanted to shoot me!
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Re: What is a Freudian slip?

Postby Fozzer » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:34 am

Ang2dogs wrote:When I was working in :icon-lol: a deli, a nice looking woman came in and asked for about 2lbs of lean beef,

well my mouth decided to overide my brain, and I said, "well I get off work at 4 o'clock".

Talk about that moment of dead silence, I joined the military that week,

her husband wanted to shoot me!


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