Pass the coal!

I've been very naughty... my uncle gave me his laptop for repair. Tis now running beautifully with his new battery, Windows 7, a new Office install but he is a Star Wars fan so I've been bad.
It took me a little while to work out how to replace the Windows startup sound with Darth Vader saying "What is thy bidding my master?" but it is now working [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Why did M$ make it so hard to do this in Win 7?
It took me a little while to work out how to replace the Windows startup sound with Darth Vader saying "What is thy bidding my master?" but it is now working [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Why did M$ make it so hard to do this in Win 7?