You guys are doing it all wrong, I've got a kitchen. More sharp and blunt implements of death and maiming than even a sadistic torturer could dream of.
And they're ALL legal to own. Heaven help the burglar that comes round my place intent on trouble. The police will wet themselves laughing about the egg whisk

LMAO....you ain't right.....

I also am in position of a kitchen complete with meat clever and a wicked meat tenderizer. As well as a vast variety of knives, meat forks and a BBQ spatula to spank any unruly children....

My wife is well versed in the use of a marble rolling pin and was trained by my beloved grandmother in the deadly art of cast iron skillets upside the head....
