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I suppose this could have gone in the humor section as well.

[quote] I suppose this could have gone in the humor section as well.

And yet they still let carpenters play with nails..

Meanwhile where I work:

Someone was able to draw blood from my arm in an epic whipping fight with cotton napkins. I should mention, there are several thousand napkins and many thousands of pieces of cutlery in that place. Lets ban them all!

Oh, I cut my hand on some broken ceramic too... Lets get rid of the thousands of plates, bowls, cups and saucers which we have there

Just like some people I know, you could lock them in a padded room with a ball bearing.  Come back 5 minutes later, and the ball bearing would be broken and they would be missing a limb.

Further to the memo, all future operations will be performed with blunt paper scissors just in case the surgeon slips and cuts himself

Matt

Wow, they should ban granola bars too! I knew someone who's blood was  drawn by a flying granola bar!

They should ban metal electricity-casing!(or whatever it is)I banged my head against one twice in a row(yes,that's true) and once blood got drawn!