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For those of you who think being a Mod is all exotic and hanging out on beaches with super-models, sipping champagne and gobbling caviar I'd just like to point out that I came home and changed a loo seat (not an easy job as the old ones bolts and nuts had rusted together) after a hard day at work.
It ain't all glamour boys
Now Elle, tell me about life as a supermodel in Australia whilst covering your norks in this caviar which I shall eat once I have drunk this bottle of Dom Perignon from your belly button

Well, look at the bright side; at least you didn't need to muck out the stables....

Haven't those nuts and bolts been made out of plastic for something like 20 years?

I think they're overrated... supermodels, that is.

High maintenance, tons of personal drama, and then you wake up in the middle of the night... startled, thinking to yourself,
"Does she really love me, or is she just using me as her play toy until something better comes along?"

Think about it...

Hope the new seat is comfortable, and TIGHT!

Go fishing, ozzy.
And while you're out there, let your minds flow....

"Does she really love me, or is she just using me as her play toy until something better comes along?"

And the down site is..............

Matt

I like action gals like Sarah Palin, here she is on USS Stennis in 2009, you can see she's just itching to launch an airstrike against a moose herd, what a great President she'd have made..





I also like Thatcher, I bet she was a great kisser in her younger days..

I like action gals like Sarah Palin, here she is on USS Stennis in 2009, you can see she's just itching to launch an airstrike against a moose herd, what a great President she'd have made..





I also like Thatcher, I bet she was a great kisser in her younger days..

The best way to get a thread locked is politics (of any shape). The second best way is religion. Mix the two and who knows what will happen.........no one has ever been brave enough...

Matt

I like action gals like Sarah Palin, here she is on USS Stennis in 2009, you can see she's just itching to launch an airstrike against a moose herd, what a great President she'd have made..





I also like Thatcher, I bet she was a great kisser in her younger days..

The best way to get a thread locked is politics (of any shape). The second best way is religion. Mix the two and who knows what will happen.........no one has ever been brave enough...

Matt

I don't know; ole Bush 41 barfing in the lap of the Japanese prime minister fell squarely in the politically stupid category and was funny as hell.

This shows how dull the Olde Worlde is, the Queen has never up-chucked on anyone in public to my knowledge.
The worst that has happened is probably someone's ankle being raped by one of the Corgis

On a lighter side, has anyone heard the one about George Dubya, Angela Merkel,

I trust that you thoroughly washed your hands when you were finished with the loo-job, Ozzy.  After all, consider what it was exactly that caused those bolts to rust...Just a thought that whizzed through my brain...

I think it is more a case of that loo seat was probably the original (we live in a Victorian workman's cottage) that came with the house and the bathroom does have a wee condensation problem in the winter....

..we live in a Victorian workman's cottage..

Does he mind?

This shows how dull the Olde Worlde is, the Queen has never up-chucked on anyone in public to my knowledge.The worst that has happened is probably someone's ankle being raped by one of the Corgis

Phil's the real joker in the Royal Family, it's pretty certain that he's just farted in the top pic and the expressions on the others faces are priceless, I think he lets one rip again in the bottom pic and it cracks them up..