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Meat from bovine stem cells?!?! Ummm, no thanks!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/12054/1211874-34.stm

You think that's bad?

A Japanese scientist found a way to take the proteins from... Ermm... Human waste and turn it into edible meat.

But if you think about it, most crops were grown in 'that stuff' and the animals ate the crops and moved around and lived in 'that stuff'... So it's really not too different afterall.

Fast food will still taste of **** anyway 

The colour reminds of the McDonalds meat fiasco. But I'm game, I'd try it. Can't be much worse than every other engineered food we eat.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!   :D

An engineered sphincter.....
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/08/110809132220.htm

There's gonna be allot of rejoicing in certain sectors of society......Replacement assholes!

An engineered sphincter.....
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/08/110809132220.htm

There's gonna be allot of rejoicing in certain sectors of society......Replacement assholes!

The first time I read that, I thought;..."That's a load of crap!"!... ...!

...but, then again?... ..!

Paul... ... ...!

An engineered sphincter.....
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/08/110809132220.htm

There's gonna be allot of rejoicing in certain sectors of society......Replacement assholes!

The first time I read that, I thought;..."That's a load of crap!"!... ...!

...but, then again?... ..!

Paul... ... ...!

With my less than politically correct mind; I about fell out LMAO.

I called my son that's a notorious "tight ass" and told him that he could get an even tighter one. His poor wife about died laughing. She said he needed an adjustable one..... ......that got me thinking of the less than PC things that probably shouldn't be posted....

Would these thoughts have involved a tube of lube, a traffic cone and a polo mallet Rom?

Would these thoughts have involved a tube of lube, a traffic cone and a polo mallet Rom?

LMAO....OMG.....You ain't right.....

The lite in the loafers contingent....

Whatever is wrong with me is no little thing

An engineered sphincter.....
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/08/110809132220.htm

There's gonna be allot of rejoicing in certain sectors of society......Replacement assholes!

Great, if my boss ever gets fired, they can simply grow a new boss to replace him.

I had to stop reading when I hit the words 'anal incontinence' because I was laughing too hard...   ;D

I seriously think these engineered sphincter muscles are politically motivated. I mean the government has been giving to us up the wazoo for years. So they funded the research so they can enjoy screwing everyone even more.....