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Good evening all...

Well just checked my financial records and it seems I need to spend some money before the tax man cometh...

Thought I would invest in one of these new firms for 2012.

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2012:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE! -- Remember - Keep Smiling
It makes people wonder what you're up to!!


Any help would be most appreciated and please, please don't tell the old girl I got some money left over...

I've got my lifes savings hidden in a pickle jar in my wifes lingerie drawer. I know she'll never find it there..

I've got my life's savings hidden in a pickle jar in my wife's lingerie drawer. I know she'll never find it there..

I've got my life's savings in a Marmalade Jar, in my clean Socks and Pants drawer...

..I know I'll never find it there.. ...!

Paul... ... ...!

Hi guys...
Send me your money jars and I shall invest them in number nine "9".....

shouldn't this belong in the humour section?
pouponpants. (poop on pants)

Hey what makes you think this is funny???

The three of us want to unbottle our money and make money on our money so we will have more money to spend money on flight simulator things which cost a lot of money.   ;D

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The three of us want to unbottle our money and make money on our money so we will have more money to spend money on flight simulator things which cost a lot of money.

           LMAO

Good job you have done.

Thanks for the reply Steven...