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If this weren't a real life incidence, I'd put this in the joke forum because it's so funny.

I bet that curb was wicked high! 

The article didn't say whether or not the po-po's took either the curb or the street in for questioning...

Maybe Mr. Jackson will ID either the curb or the street in a line-up... when he gets out of the hospital, that is.

One Marine to the other --

"Man, did you see that curb? It just raised up and put a whoopin' on that guy!"

"Yeah, and did you see the street? It rolled up and finished him off!"

Alan 

I'm wondering if multiple kerb stones jumped from their resting places and rained down justice upon the miscreant along with their not insignificant weight and sharp bits

Marine: Yea officer, you should have seen it, that curb just kept smacking him in the face and it picked him up and body slammed him, it was wild.

Officer: Yes sir, our curbs are known for their belligerent behavior.



Personally speaking, I got beat up by my entertainment center a few months back. Darn thing sat there for a good 20 years and all of a sudden just bitch slapped me. I put up a valiant defense. My wife says I got my a$$ kicked....lol

I think the darn thing had been watching to much karate on TV myself....lmao

Priceless 

Matt

In Blighty that kerb would have got an ASBO for its naughty behaviour

There wasn't anything left to put handcuffs on to. 

He's lucky he only stabbed one Marine!

Yep, for once there was a curb around when ya needed one.

I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb.

I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb.

If the curb was damp or a patch of moss was growing, it could make it very slippery. Also if an inconsiderate dog owner has just passed................

Matt

I think that he kept on trying to get up and was repeatedly falling off the curb.

If the curb was damp or a patch of moss was growing, it could make it very slippery. Also if an inconsiderate dog owner has just passed................

Matt

........I'll bet they had to shovel him into the back of the meat wagon.....

I believe incidents and accidents like this one happen frequently at Guantanamo Bay...