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Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:24 pm
by expat

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:56 pm
by alrot
;D ;D ;D OMG!! one the funniest thing I ever seen LOL ;D ;D ;D

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:36 pm
by ozzy72
Matt, you really are desperate to try and get back into the nookie books after the HDD format episode ;D ;D ;D

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:38 pm
by expat
Matt, you really are desperate to try and get back into the nookie books after the HDD format episode ;D ;D ;D



For a while, I thought I was on for a life long subscription to youporn and a share portfolio with Kimberly-Clark  ;D ;D

Matt

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:49 pm
by machineman9
I saw this on the Phillip DeFranco channel on Youtube. Perhaps there is hope (and a settlement) for many men out there too!

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:57 pm
by expat
I saw this on the Phillip DeFranco channel on Youtube. Perhaps there is hope (and a settlement) for many men out there too!



Not a snowballs chance in hell. For start no judge would have the balls to do it and secondly, the women's Libber's would be screaming blue murder. Not to mention the politicians, church and every woman's group in the world coming out of the woodwork. Although I posted this as a bit of a fun poke at the legal system, when you look in the other direction, telling a woman she has to have sex when she does not want to has a special word in our legal system.

Matt

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:09 pm
by Jayhawk Jake
No offense to the ladies out there, but this is how I see it being portrayed:

Woman wins ridiculous sum of money for not getting what she wants in the bedroom, she is a champion of womans rights, etcetera etcetera

Man wins same exact lawsuit, he is vile, disgusting, and a total piece of trash.

So unfair ;D

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:40 pm
by machineman9
telling a woman she has to have sex when she does not want to has a special word in our legal system.

Matt

As it does the other way around!

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:37 pm
by Steve M
Umm, does anyone have a photo of this debutante? Or is 155 Kb upload not enough..  ;D

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:36 am
by Hagar
telling a woman she has to have sex when she does not want to has a special word in our legal system.

Matt

As it does the other way around!

No, it doesn't work that way. You have much to learn about life. ;)

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:50 am
by Fozzer
..I'm curious... ::)

What is; "Sex"?... :-[...

Paul.... ;)... ;)... ;D...!

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:36 pm
by ozzy72
It is that dodgy thing you used to do Paul that has course a multitude of little Fozzers and grand-Fozzers ;) ;D
Of course we have to keep the bike industry going as best we can, Emi wants a pink Hello Kitty CBR600F for her 18th 8-) 8-) 8-)

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:45 pm
by Fozzer
It is that dodgy thing you used to do Paul that has course a multitude of little Fozzers and grand-Fozzers ;) ;D
Of course we have to keep the bike industry going as best we can, Emi wants a pink Hello Kitty CBR600F for her 18th 8-) 8-) 8-)


The last time I experienced any; "Rumpetty-Bumpetty" was over 35 years ago.
All I vaguely  remember about it now, is that it involved quite a lot of grunting, and overall discomfort...

Not really recommended....trust me!... ;)...!

I just mow the grass in the back garden nowadays.

Paul... ;D... ;D...!

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:48 pm
by ozzy72
Personally I'm reaching the age where sex is a great opportunity for a lie down ;D ;D ;D

Re: Needs must be met......

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:01 pm
by Fozzer
Personally I'm reaching the age where sex is a great opportunity for a lie down ;D ;D ;D


..and I have the most immaculate lawn in the whole block...

Paul.... ;)... ;)...!