Strange morning at work

[ozzy72]

Well I got to work at 8.15 this morning as usual only to find the lads running around like headless chickens and being a tad girly.
Turns out that Kermit the snake had escaped from his tank and was on the loose in the office
So being all macho (and wearing a full set of armoured leathers) I then had to do my Steve Irwin bit and eventually found Kermit having a wee in the back of the fax machine
Honestly there are so many tasks that aren't in my contract. Good thing I'm not herpephobic, oddly enough the only other people in the office who aren't are the guy who owns Kermit and the only lady in our office.
So much for the big tough guys who hang out at the gym

[JBaymore]

Ozzy,

Did anyone mention to you that Kermit is of the rare genus "viperous venomous disquisedae"?

best,

.................john 

[alrot]

what kind of snake was Irwin I mean Mark?

[ozzy72]

He is a corn snake... a very daft one at that

[machineman9]

They were afraid of a corn snake? I would have picked it up and hopefully not get constricted cuddled it.


I love snakes 

[TacitBlue]

Did you do a Sam Jackson impression?

"I've had it with these mother%^&*in' snakes in this mother&%$#in' fax machine!"

[ozzy72]

I presume this is a quote from Snakes on a Plane, which I've never seen
I'm just not worried by snakes. Two years living on my great-uncles farm in Australia as a kid made me immune 8-)