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Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:42 pm**

Read this first;

The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.

Inwardly digest and then read this......

Internet illiteracy
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Scary, these people are our next generation of leaders, scientists and teachers

Matt

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:28 pm**

Makes one wonder, whether we are going forward, or backward.

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:08 pm**

If it weren't for the internet I could have died from DHMO poisoning!

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:26 pm**

If it weren't for the internet I could have died from DHMO poisoning!

That website has saved a lot of lives. Since reading, I have been bathing in dry cleaning solvent. After the nausea and blurred vision from my morning shower wear off, I'm ready to start my day.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:11 pm**

Watch out for drop bears aswell.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:38 pm**

I've had more than a few bad dreams about the wild Haggis.

Posted: **Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:29 pm**

Wait, so the tree octopus is NOT real?!?

After all these years of looking... :'(

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:54 am**

If it weren't for the internet I could have died from DHMO poisoning!

I will go to hell, but my health obsessed hypochondriac gullible mother in law is about to get an email [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Matt

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 pm**

Make sure you send it before Internet Cleaning Day.

[quote]DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 1st.

*** Attention ***

It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on March 31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 2nd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:

Posted: **Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:38 pm**

[quote]Wait, so the tree octopus is NOT real?!?

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:07 am**

The DHMO site is unique in that everything stated on the site is true.

I send links to a few people every couple of years or so.

Posted: **Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:32 pm**

Chain emails like this go around the office pretty quickly, and they believe them. I can't stand them!

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