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I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:20 am
by waspiflab
http://www.jobstoday.co.uk/job/trainee- ... ahoo.co.uk

God help us all :D
I'll let you know how I get on ;)

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:52 am
by ApplePie
Good luck waspi. :D

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:25 am
by Fozzer
Application for the post of Train Driver.

State previous occupation:

(a) Attending Rock Concerts. Meatloaf.
(b) Flying Simulated Aeroplanes. Microsoft FS9/FSX.
(c) Driving Simulated Trains. Railworks 2.

(Familiarity with Trains preferred).

Paul... ;)... ;)... ;)...!

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:51 am
by waspiflab
Application for the post of Train Driver.

State previous occupation:

(a) Attending Rock Concerts. Meatloaf.
(b) Flying Simulated Aeroplanes. Microsoft FS9/FSX.
(c) Driving Simulated Trains. Railworks 2.

(Familiarity with Trains preferred).

Paul... ;)... ;)... ;)...!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsvwBkVdKw LETS ROCK!!! meatloaf? BAH!!! :P ;D

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:13 pm
by H
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?



8-)

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:20 pm
by Fozzer
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?



8-)


....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... :o)....!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:15 pm
by patchz
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

8-)


....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... :o)....!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


You don't think they could share it Paul? ::)

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:41 pm
by Fozzer
"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

8-)


....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... :o)....!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


You don't think they could share it Paul? ::)


Madam Sheep is very particular with whom she shares her affections, Larry... ;)...!

...trust me...

Paul.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:54 pm
by H
...if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....
...you are living in Baaaa Land!... :o)....!
Obviously, I'd only be living in Baaaa Land after I was moved in.
Nevertheless, I get along quite well with most furry four-legged animals (not the best relationship with reptilians but there's a limited mutual respect). I discovered in the USAF that wool blankets provide decent insulation from the cold. Sheep are good lawn mowers and I can supply water and fertilizer (sp.) (although it may not match whatever you already have in supply); your lawn and garden should greatly benefit...

::)


8-)

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:48 am
by Fozzer
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers, Truck Simmers, etc, etc, actually finish up employed in the same/similar type of job?

I was shocked at the lack of electric light around me (oxymoron)....
..so I became an Electrician... ;)... ;D...!

Paul..Electrical Engineer (Retired).... 8-)...!

P.S.
@H...I fear that your lack of understanding of the close relationship between lonely, bachelor, Welsh Hill Farmers and their favourite Ewe in their flock of Sheep is obvious.
But a full explanation of such an intimate association is to be discouraged on a Family Forum such as this....

..trust me... ;)... ;D... ;D...!

It is amazing, the different things that can occur on either side of the Pond....through the ages... :o....!

... ;D... ;D.. ;D..!

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:33 pm
by C
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,


I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion. ;)

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:53 am
by Craig.
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,


I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion. ;)

At 6'4 I think your best sticking to le mans  ;) ;D

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:00 pm
by C
When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,


I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion. ;)

At 6'4 I think your best sticking to le mans

Re: I Applied for a new job

PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:55 pm
by fabiane
Good luck!