Creature Crimes...
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:30 pmPhew!..... 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8554012.stm
Thank goodness for that!......!
I accidentally stepped on a Snail as I left my house this morning and I was fearful of getting a call from a Lawyer representing the Snail Protection League, summoning me to appear before the Creature Welfare Court, to answer a case of voluntary Snail crushing.
I was extremely fearful, as the Prosecution and Jury was made up of various slippery, slimy creatures, with and without shells, and my chance of an aquittal would be very remote under the circumstances.
If the case had gone badly, I could have been been made to disappear, without leaving a trail......!
Paul.... Proceeding on foot....carefully...
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...sometimes, the World goes mad!......!
"People who are fed up with their goldfish cannot flush it down the loo alive - instead it must be dispatched with a blunt instrument* and then disposed.
Laws revised in 2008 state that "social" animals like budgies and hamsters must not be left alone and even sheep must be given "visual contact with their fellows"."
...etc...etc.......!
* ...a Lump Hammer?
...!http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8554012.stm
Thank goodness for that!...
...!I accidentally stepped on a Snail as I left my house this morning and I was fearful of getting a call from a Lawyer representing the Snail Protection League, summoning me to appear before the Creature Welfare Court, to answer a case of voluntary Snail crushing.
I was extremely fearful, as the Prosecution and Jury was made up of various slippery, slimy creatures, with and without shells, and my chance of an aquittal would be very remote under the circumstances.
If the case had gone badly, I could have been been made to disappear, without leaving a trail...
...!Paul.... Proceeding on foot....carefully...
... ....!...sometimes, the World goes mad!...
...!"People who are fed up with their goldfish cannot flush it down the loo alive - instead it must be dispatched with a blunt instrument* and then disposed.
Laws revised in 2008 state that "social" animals like budgies and hamsters must not be left alone and even sheep must be given "visual contact with their fellows"."
...etc...etc....
...!* ...a Lump Hammer?
