Stupid Pirates
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:47 pm
Hilarious. 
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:47 pmRe: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:34 pmHilarious. Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:35 pmThey sound clever. When pursued, they dumped not only their weapons overboard, but all their food and water too. :-?
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:53 pm
Food, water and weapons overboard?Now would be the time to NOT capture them! Just cruise about 200 yards out and pretend you can't find them while your crew is eating watermelon on deck. A week of that would educate them.
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:04 pmWhat I don't understand is how it is possible that a heavily armed Navy vessel is only able to capture one of the two small boats the pirates where using after an hour of pursuit?
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Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:18 am'Cos they're not allowed to run them down as it might damage the paint Crash
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:38 am'Cos they're not allowed to run them down as it might damage the paint Crash
Ah. So that's why. I was thinking it had something to do with it being the French Navy...
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Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:56 am'Cos they're not allowed to run them down as it might damage the paint Crash
Ah. So that's why. I was thinking it had something to do with it being the French Navy...
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Look on the bright side. Atleast the french navy ship didn't surrender...
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:59 am'Cos they're not allowed to run them down as it might damage the paint Crash
Ah. So that's why. I was thinking it had something to do with it being the French Navy...
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Look on the bright side. Atleast the french navy ship didn't surrender...
Nah. They're not our Dutch Navy. They would offer tea and cookies...
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Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:46 amYup, those special moowie-woowie cookies they bake in the 'Dam 8-)
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:37 pmClassic!
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:28 pmReminded me of this:
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:54 pmLOL
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA[/media]
That'll scare the pirates off... laughing
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA[/media]
That'll scare the pirates off... laughing
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Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:08 pm'Cos they're not allowed to run them down as it might damage the paint Crash
Ah. So that's why. I was thinking it had something to do with it being the French Navy...
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Look on the bright side. Atleast the french navy ship didn't surrender...
Nah. They're not our Dutch Navy. They would offer tea and cookies...
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I bet the British would have tea and cookies before and after capturing the pirates...
Re: Stupid Pirates
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:15 pm[quote] Food, water and weapons overboard?
Now would be the time to NOT capture them! Just cruise about 200 yards out and pretend you can't find them while your crew is eating watermelon on deck. A week of that would educate them.
Food, water and weapons overboard?Now would be the time to NOT capture them! Just cruise about 200 yards out and pretend you can't find them while your crew is eating watermelon on deck. A week of that would educate them.