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Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:47 am
by ozzy72
Some of you know I'm a mad keen cyclist and always willing to point out how cheap it is against cars etc. Now another great discount for cyclists http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149334.stm

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:12 am
by Romulus111VADT
Lance will be pleased.... ;)

:)

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:44 am
by Fozzer
...doesn't the hard Bicycle saddle create problems; numbness, etc, etc, in "That" department upon arrival at the House of Pleasure?... ::)... ;)... ;D...!

Paul...on a Soft Saddled Motor-Bike...Joy!.... ;)... ;D.... ;D... ;D...!

..Warning: The "cross-bar" on the Bicycle can modify your Sexual prowess, following an an unfortunate accident!... :'(... :-[...!

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:51 am
by BFMF
[quote]...doesn't the hard Bicycle saddle create problems; numbness, etc, etc, in "That" department upon arrival at the House of Pleasure?... ::)... ;)... ;D...!

Paul...on a Soft Saddled Motor-Bike...Joy!.... ;)... ;D.... ;D... ;D...!

..Warning: The "cross-bar" on the Bicycle can modify your Sexual prowess,

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:40 pm
by H
Sorry, but, considering the destination, the only good result may be for the one who cycled 70 miles and is too pooped to pop.


8-)

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:03 pm
by expat
Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house ;D

Matt (back sometime next week)

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:42 am
by H
Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house.
Matt (back sometime next week)
I'm not sure it would be discounted once you got back home -- although your body parts count may be at least one less.


8-)

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:02 am
by expat
Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house.
Matt (back sometime next week)
I'm not sure it would be discounted once you got back home -- although your body parts count may be at least one less.


8-)



Believe it or not, such "establishments" have a house doctor and regular check are carried out. The regulated side of the industry is kept nice and clean. It also includes holiday and health benefits..........Just to clarify, no I have not.....ever!!!

Matt

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:46 am
by Fozzer
Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house.
Matt (back sometime next week)
I'm not sure it would be discounted once you got back home -- although your body parts count may be at least one less.


8-)




Believe it or not, such "establishments" have a house doctor and regular check are carried out. The regulated side of the industry is kept nice and clean. It also includes holiday and health benefits..........Just to clarify, no I have not.....ever!!!

Matt


Matt....

...I can remember my young, easily-lead, Tee-age, Army Buddies in the 1950's, used

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:42 pm
by ozzy72
So Paul how do you explain that rather interesting case of penile warts that make the end of your nose resemble the surface of the moon? ;D ;D ;D

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:49 pm
by Fozzer
So Paul how do you explain that rather interesting case of penile warts that make the end of your nose resemble the surface of the moon? ;D ;D ;D


Nah!.....you know me, Mark...

I don't stick my nose into things which don't concern me... ::)...!

(Especially whilst in Hamburg!).... :o...!

Paul.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:23 pm
by BigTruck
Troops returning from Iraq got a "free ride" at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas, now THAT's a discount haha...but being married I was unable to take advantage of this offer when I got home...

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:16 am
by BFMF
Troops returning from Iraq got a "free ride" at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas, now THAT's a discount haha...but being married I was unable to take advantage of this offer when I got home...


Must have missed that memo. Not that I would have...lol ;D

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:09 pm
by H
...I can remember my young, easily-lead, Tee-age, Army Buddies in the 1950's...
If they were banged on the noggin with a lead pipe, I expect they could have been dragged into most anything without ever being led anywhere. ::) ;)


8-)

Re: Cycle to save money

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:43 pm
by Fozzer
...I can remember my young, easily-lead, Tee-age, Army Buddies in the 1950's...
If they were banged on the noggin with a lead pipe, I expect they could have been dragged into most anything without ever being led anywhere. ::) ;)


8-)


.... :-[....!

Take me to your Leader, with the aid of a Light Emitting Diode.... :)...!

Paul... ;D...!