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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:47 am

Some of you know I'm a mad keen cyclist and always willing to point out how cheap it is against cars etc. Now another great discount for cyclists http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149334.stm
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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:12 am

Lance will be pleased.... ;)

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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:44 am

...doesn't the hard Bicycle saddle create problems; numbness, etc, etc, in "That" department upon arrival at the House of Pleasure?... ::)... ;)... ;D...!

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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:51 am

[quote]...doesn't the hard Bicycle saddle create problems; numbness, etc, etc, in "That" department upon arrival at the House of Pleasure?... ::)... ;)... ;D...!

Paul...on a Soft Saddled Motor-Bike...Joy!.... ;)... ;D.... ;D... ;D...!

..Warning: The "cross-bar" on the Bicycle can modify your Sexual prowess,
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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby H » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:40 pm

Sorry, but, considering the destination, the only good result may be for the one who cycled 70 miles and is too pooped to pop.


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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby expat » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:03 pm

Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house ;D

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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby H » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:42 am

Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house.
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I'm not sure it would be discounted once you got back home -- although your body parts count may be at least one less.


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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby expat » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:02 am

Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house.
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I'm not sure it would be discounted once you got back home -- although your body parts count may be at least one less.


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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:46 am

Wonder what sort of discount I could get, it's only 400km to Berlin from my house.
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I'm not sure it would be discounted once you got back home -- although your body parts count may be at least one less.


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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:42 pm

So Paul how do you explain that rather interesting case of penile warts that make the end of your nose resemble the surface of the moon? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:49 pm

So Paul how do you explain that rather interesting case of penile warts that make the end of your nose resemble the surface of the moon? ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby BigTruck » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:23 pm

Troops returning from Iraq got a "free ride" at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas, now THAT's a discount haha...but being married I was unable to take advantage of this offer when I got home...
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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby BFMF » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:16 am

Troops returning from Iraq got a "free ride" at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas, now THAT's a discount haha...but being married I was unable to take advantage of this offer when I got home...


Must have missed that memo. Not that I would have...lol ;D
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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby H » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:09 pm

...I can remember my young, easily-lead, Tee-age, Army Buddies in the 1950's...
If they were banged on the noggin with a lead pipe, I expect they could have been dragged into most anything without ever being led anywhere. ::) ;)


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Re: Cycle to save money

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:43 pm

...I can remember my young, easily-lead, Tee-age, Army Buddies in the 1950's...
If they were banged on the noggin with a lead pipe, I expect they could have been dragged into most anything without ever being led anywhere. ::) ;)


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