so often i'm sure you have experienced things dropping off the table and just disappearing.......or trying to find things in the house, which also seem to have disappeared......well, it's simply alien abduction.....the alien children are not allowed to take people so they practice on removing things.......
I think I know what you mean.... I babysat one of my friends 4 year old kids a few years back.
The little guy walked out of the washroom buck naked and the conversation went like this...
Uncle Steve: Joseph were are your clothes?
Joseph: I dont know.
Uncle Steve: I know I saw you enter the washroom fully dressed, what happened?
Joseph: I dont know.
Uncle Steve gets out the plumbing snake and starts pulling little Joseph's clothing out of toilet drain.
Uncle Steve: How did YOUR clothing end up in THIS toilet?
Joseph: I dont know.
After a quick turn in the washer and dryer, ( clothing ) he was redressed. His mom came to pick him up an hour later.....
Marina ( Josephs mother ): How was Joseph?
Uncle Steve: I don't know.

True story!