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Ryanair

Posted:
Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:29 am
by expat
You have to hand it to them, the free publicity that they get is priceless
Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:47 am
by Wii
Ryanair at it again again again!

Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:19 pm
by commoner
...mmm.....maybe all Ryanair passengers should invest in one of these.........complete with a little curtain to cover your embarassment :P
http://www.gadling.com/2007/10/23/peein ... -your-car/Commoner.......

Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:18 pm
by JBaymore
If you are the entrepeurial type...... I'd book a flight with a carry-on full of cheap covered plastic containers, some lap-sized squares of cloth, and offer an "alternative service"...at least for the males.
Re: Ryanair

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Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:14 pm
by machineman9
[quote]If you are the entrepeurial type...... I'd book a flight with a carry-on full of cheap covered plastic containers, some lap-sized squares of cloth, and offer an "alternative service"...at least for the males.
Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:44 am
by tcco94
Just saw this on the news

Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:33 am
by ozzy72
I'd just pee on the floor and tell them I was out of change

Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:57 am
by commoner
I'd just pee on the floor and tell them I was out of change

LOL...or tie a knot in it till you reach your destination... :-/
...on second thoughts if your destination is Tonghua in China.....better to pee on the floor.......Ugh!
Commoner....

Public toilets in Tonghua. China.

Re: Ryanair

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:50 pm
by C
Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches.

Re: Ryanair

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:17 pm
by expat
Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches.

They will just pee on the floor instead. Best way to shop them is to not let them board in the first place

Matt
Re: Ryanair

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:17 pm
by Hagar
Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches.

I'm sure you don't really mean that. Those drunken louts would just take a leaf out of Ozzy's book, or even worse, try opening the cabin doors to have a pee outside.

Re: Ryanair

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:26 pm
by expat
Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches.

I'm sure you don't really mean that. Those drunken louts would just take a leaf out of Ozzy's book, or even worse, try opening the cabin doors to have a pee outside.

Ah yes the old try and open the doors in flight trick...........you have a great chance of walking on water, but makes for a good headline

Matt
Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:35 pm
by ozzy72
After careful consideration I'd get a length of hose pipe and extend it under the seat of someone who was annoying me e.g. that screaming kid behind me or the fat git in front of me trying to break my kneecaps by bouncing around in his seat... then I'd use the pipe and they'd get the blame :evil
Re: Ryanair

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:38 pm
by expat
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Re: Ryanair

Posted:
Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:17 pm
by pete
For those that didn't know, Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair was taking the piss when asked on the BBC 'how else will you charge your passengers?' ... It was taken seriously by some ... but I am sure he does not care at all .... Like expat said 'free publicity' ....
Cheap seat? I fly. Expensive seat? I buy cheap. It's why budget airlines survive (& will continue hopefully) I remember in horror the days when air fairs were literally sky high.
Flush establishment down the pan where it belongs. Consumer choice is key to our future and that comes from free enterprise and new businesses - not the establishment. ::)