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SALT LAKE CITY - It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.

The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.

Wonder if she had his shorts tied like a bow tie when the cops showed up.....

Wonder if she had his shorts tied like a bow tie when the cops showed up.....

I think the wedgie which stretches to over their head would have been a better solution.

Was it this person, by chance?

Wonder if she had his shorts tied like a bow tie when the cops showed up.....

I think the wedgie which stretches to over their head would have been a better solution.

Was it this person, by chance?

Nope, said nothing about an elevator or wrestling moves.....lmao

She did do a first class job of kicking his ass and pinned him ta boot....

Things get stranger everyday.

8-)

She should have gone for the Atomic Wedgy......up over the head and then hook it under the nose. This has two effects, rendering the assailant only able to tiptoe and blinding him

Matt

She should have gone for the Atomic Wedgy......up over the head and then hook it under the nose. This has two effects, rendering the assailant only able to tiptoe and blinding him

Matt

Also effective at rendering other areas uselsess.  :-X  :-/

8-)

...its a method they used in the "Olden Days" to convert Male Tenor singers into Counter-tenor Singers.... ...!

...probably... ...!

Paul... ...!

Over-tightened Trouser Braces* have a similar effect... ...!

*

I imagine they would need a pry bar to extricate big Jim and the twins from the cave they were crammed in.....lmao

Awesome.

 The wedgy witch... fighting crime 24/7  ;D