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How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:50 am
by ozzy72
I've been thinking, we can measure volume, temp., mass etc but how do we measure smell?
Is there a stink-o-meter? I just wondered as people are complaining about my post-chilli problem at work today ;D ;D ;D

Re: How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:19 am
by Romulus111VADT
I've been thinking, we can measure volume, temp., mass etc but how do we measure smell?
Is there a stink-o-meter? I just wondered as people are complaining about my post-chilli problem at work today ;D ;D ;D


Hmm, I know my wife is always telling me to turn the stink-o-meter down. I must have knock the darn knob off, cause I sure as heck can't find it.... :-/

Re: How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:41 pm
by expat
It is easy to measure Ozzy. It ranges from a mild Paddington Bear stare via a hand waving to clear the air to the feet in the back to push you out of bed ;D ;D

Matt

Re: How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:29 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Heck, my wife calmly got out of bed, walked out of the bedroom. Went out the back door. I heard the shed door open and close. She came back in the back door. I was expecting an axe or machete murderess to come screaming at me. She walked in, smiled, calmly placed a shovel beside the bed and said, "You can clean up the pile of crap I KNOW is under those sheets!"

To think, she use to be such a sweet innocent little thing and after nearly 20 years with me, Lord have mercy, she's become a first class smartass. Her training is nearly complete.... ;D

I'm so proud of her... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...... ;)

Re: How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:23 pm
by TacitBlue
Te measure of stink, according to one radio show that I heard, was "hobo power". The hosts explained that it's a scale of one to one hundred, a smell of 50 hobo power causes instant vomiting and 100 hobo power can cause you to pass out. ::)

Re: How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:48 pm
by Romulus111VADT
Te measure of stink, according to one radio show that I heard, was "hobo power". The hosts explained that it's a scale of one to one hundred, a smell of 50 hobo power causes instant vomiting and 100 hobo power can cause you to pass out. ::)


Hmm, I've seen kids growing up that could bring down every window on a school bus. Wonder where that would rate on the Hobo Fart Scale?

My ex-wife caused the evacuation of a building....lmao....was such a stinker they thought the place was in fire. Of course farting into the air conditioning air return helped to circulated it. Glad I was over seas at the time....lmao

Re: How?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:11 pm
by Steve M
My wife blew such a big one i had to get out of bed and comb my hair.

Re: How?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:16 am
by BigTruck
Go through Marine boot camp, the showhall food made all of us damn near explosive, and we couldn't release in front of the drill instructors, so as soon as they walked away for a few seconds, it was like the whole platoon joined the trumpet corps!!