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Snake bite

Matt

Yeah, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

Yeah, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

"Well...................it was like this officer"

Matt

Well there's a funny old do.... :o...

Switched on the forum....

...saw the message; "Trouser Snake"..., :)...

and thought...this looks like my territory.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...

....got to have a visit..;)..!

..."Cor, blimey, Sheila. That musta been painful!"..... :o...!

Excellent find, Matt.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul... ;D....!

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The nearest we ever get involves a bunch of Stinging Nettles.... ...!

On the bright side for the victim, I hear snake bites can cause a great deal of swelling.

I was going to say something about how you're supposed to remove the venom, but this is supposed to be a family forum, and it would truely be in poor taste.

There's an old joke about the Lone Ranger and Tonto that is similar. The Lone Ranger is bitten just like this guy was while peeing.

He screams for Tonto. Not knowing what to do, Tonto rides like the wind into town to consult a doctor as to how to treat his fallen comrade. Not mentioning to the doctor the exact location of the snake bite.

The doctor prescribes the following treatment. "You'll need to make a cut across the fang marks and suck the poison out," Tonto runs out and mounts his horse and rides like the wind back to the Lone Ranger.

When he arrives the Lone Ranger asks him as he dismounts his horse, "What did the doctor say?! Tonto's reply, "Your gonna die!"

Gives me shivers. That has got to hurt.

Damn. That's all I can say. Why was he on the ground to start with? :-? Wouldn't he be standing? :-?

8-)

Damn. That's all I can say. Why was he on the ground to start with? :-? Wouldn't he be standing? :-?

8-)

I think the snake was in on top of the bush.

Damn. That's all I can say. Why was he on the ground to start with? :-? Wouldn't he be standing? :-?

8-)

I think the snake was in on top of the bush.

I think he was having a #2.

Damn. That's all I can say. Why was he on the ground to start with? :-? Wouldn't he be standing? :-?

8-)

I think the snake was in on top of the bush.

I think he was having a #2. ;D

....cant blame the Snake!.... ;)....

I mean...

No one like to be crapped on!... >:(... >:(... ...!

Paul... ...!

Damn. That's all I can say. Why was he on the ground to start with? :-? Wouldn't he be standing? :-?

8-)

I think the snake was in on top of the bush.

I think he was having a #2. ;D

....cant blame the Snake!.... ;)....

I mean...

No one like to be crapped on!... >:(... >:(... ...!

Paul... ...!

The snake just LOOKED brown.

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