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I was almost crying with laughter by the end of this article, but the stupidity of Man never ceases to amaze me.  ::) :-? :-/

Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Matt

Cant stop

EXCELLENT.... ...!

Fozzers Tip...

Always remove your trousers before attempting to barbecue your sausage...and avoid contact with flammable liquids.

Proper sausages are best slowly grilled, or gently fried in a frying pan, turning occasionally to ensure thorough cooking.

Never set fire to your Dinner in the garden, in the company of idiots...

...trust me...

...it will always end in tears...big insurance claims...

.....and Diarrhea... ...!

Paul.... ... ... ...!

...mm...LOL...gives a whole new meaning to the word " HOTDOG"........commoner  ;D

Kinda over did it with the fuel....

People's stupidity always amaze me.

Petrol, uhh, isn't that gasoline??

Could have been worse...



...They could have burnt those poor sausages too.




Maybe using firelighters would have helped, or indeed adding a bit more of the lighter fluid. Oh fun days of burning things.

Speaking of stupidity and flammables....

I know that the majority of the world think we Americans can be

From http://www.dumbwarnings.com: the top 25 stupidest warnings ever (samples)...

Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".

Moet White Star Champagne
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Unknown Graduation Gown
Do not wash or dry clean.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".


God Bless America.

From http://www.dumbwarnings.com: the top 25 stupidest warnings ever (samples)...


Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Had me laughing pretty hard.

People's stupidity always amaze me.

Worse: People's stupidity never amazes me anymore, I just sit back, watch, and enjoy the show.  ;D

Moet White Star Champagne
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.......

Warm Champers, just what every wedding, anniversary and assorted special occasion wants......now where is the barfing smiley?

Matt

....yes lol........these never fail to tickle me......they are on almost every thing you buy these days.........covering themselves against being sued I suppose.........

...On a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle......"Unsuitable for children under 18 months old"........... ... Presumably a two year old would find it a breeze........commoner

(Yes I DO realize it really means it's a choking hazard... but I still prefer to see the funny side)

Wait a minute!...what has this got to do with cooking sausage  :-? :-/

[quote]Wait a minute!...what has this got to do with cooking sausage