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Postby commoner » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:27 am

...mmmm......A tasteful shude of puce please for me...no text....commoner 8-)

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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby Souichiro » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:32 am

I would Like Cardboard stickers with an arrow pointing up " This side up"
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Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:26 am

I would Like Cardboard stickers with an arrow pointing up " This side up"


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Postby expat » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:10 am

I wonder who will be the first to be refused at the church gate by a vicar with a stick up his a#se because he thinks that it is not appropriate.

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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby Souichiro » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:23 am

a vicar with a stick up his a#se


Would also make for a nice one
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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:29 am

After I die I want to be put in a big colourful enveloppe which has: YOU HAVE WON!!!!! on it in a big, golden, typesetting. After that I want to be sent to a unknown person somewhere in the world......

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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby 61_OTU » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:53 pm

Just to wind up the vicar I'd have "PTO" printed top and bottom, and see how many times they lifted me back out of the hole again  ;D
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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby MWISimmer » Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:35 pm

I'd have a picture of me lying on my back, blowing a raspberry and with two fingers in the air..
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Postby beaky » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:10 pm

Nothing new here... in Africa it's been elevated to an art form. Here's one of my faves- the deceased was an airline pilot. ;D

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that's charming, but imagine this: having your coffin plastered with ads to defray funeral costs...  :-/
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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby H » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:47 pm

...in Africa it's been elevated to an art form... one of my faves- the deceased was an airline pilot... that's charming, but imagine this: having your coffin plastered with ads to defray funeral costs...
...and the one for the plumber -- or sewer worker would be?


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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby BFMF » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:17 pm

I'll have my ashes buried in a .50 cal ammo can.... ;D
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Postby TacitBlue » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:47 pm

I want mine to be made of stainless steel with some radiation hazard signs on the sides. I would also like all of the pallbearers to wear those haz-mat suits. :D
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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby expat » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:02 pm

I'll have my ashes buried in a .50 cal ammo can.... ;D



Not fired out of 155mm Howitzer then Andrew :o

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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby BFMF » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:13 pm

I'll have my ashes buried in a .50 cal ammo can.... ;D



Not fired out of 155mm Howitzer then Andrew :o

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Re: As In Life.......?

Postby H » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:12 pm

I'll have my ashes buried in a .50 cal ammo can...
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"His life was a blast but he's all shot now"


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