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"Man charged over 'headless body' murder.......

A post-mortem investigation at St Pancras Mortuary was unable to establish a cause of death".


http://orange.co.uk/news/uk/5416.htm?li ... kheadlines

I've thought, and thought, and I'm blowed if I can figure out what could possibly have caused his untimely death?.... ....!

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Paul.... ...!

The Police have stated that their inquiries must still "Go ahead"... ...!

...ya gotta larf!... ...!

Having some friends and relatives in the Met this doesn't stun me. Due to lawyers they have to prove the cause of death. For example the deceased might have had a heart attack before their head was removed...

Sounds like suicide to me  ;D

(Investigator) - Can you figure what caused this person to die?
(Mortician) [looks at the corpse] - There's your problem! There's no head!

His Dad always told him to get ahead...

...he failed, miserably... ...!

Paul... ...!

"Police name headless corpse man.....

Detectives investigating the case have also confirmed that they have found Mr Ouyahia's head in a canal nearby".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7237207.stm

In a Police Statement yesterday: "It appears he was heading for a swim".

Paul... ... ... ...!

"Police name headless corpse man.....

Detectives investigating the case have also confirmed that they have found Mr Ouyahia's head in a canal nearby".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7237207.stm

In a Police Statement yesterday: "It appears he was heading for a swim".

Paul... ... ... ...!

Bet you only his head got there

"Police name headless corpse man.....

Detectives investigating the case have also confirmed that they have found Mr Ouyahia's head in a canal nearby".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7237207.stm

In a Police Statement yesterday: "It appears he was heading for a swim".

Paul... ... ... ...!

Bet you only his head got there

He obviously did not "heed" the warning about swimming without the rest of his body... ...!

Paul...Love it!... ...!

It's a shame he didn't lose his left arm instead, then he would have been all right...