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Postby Fozzer » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:24 pm

"Man charged over 'headless body' murder.......

A post-mortem investigation at St Pancras Mortuary was unable to establish a cause of death".


http://orange.co.uk/news/uk/5416.htm?li ... kheadlines

I've thought, and thought, and I'm blowed if I can figure out what could possibly have caused his untimely death?.... ::)....!

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The Police have stated that their inquiries must still "Go ahead"... ;)...!

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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:12 pm

Having some friends and relatives in the Met this doesn't stun me. Due to lawyers they have to prove the cause of death. For example the deceased might have had a heart attack before their head was removed...
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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:33 pm

Sounds like suicide to me  ;D
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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby Katahu » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:41 pm

(Investigator) - Can you figure what caused this person to die?
(Mortician) [looks at the corpse] - There's your problem! There's no head!
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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby Fozzer » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:02 pm

His Dad always told him to get ahead...

...he failed, miserably... :'(...!

Paul... ;D...!

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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:15 am

"Police name headless corpse man.....

Detectives investigating the case have also confirmed that they have found Mr Ouyahia's head in a canal nearby".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7237207.stm

In a Police Statement yesterday: "It appears he was heading for a swim".

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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby H » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:04 pm

He obviously was never really headed for anything good...


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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby Mazza » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:46 am

"Police name headless corpse man.....

Detectives investigating the case have also confirmed that they have found Mr Ouyahia's head in a canal nearby".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7237207.stm

In a Police Statement yesterday: "It appears he was heading for a swim".

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:26 am

"Police name headless corpse man.....

Detectives investigating the case have also confirmed that they have found Mr Ouyahia's head in a canal nearby".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7237207.stm

In a Police Statement yesterday: "It appears he was heading for a swim".

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


Bet you only his head got there ;D


He obviously did not "heed" the warning about swimming without the rest of his body... :o...!

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Re: An unusual Newspaper "Heading"?

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:04 pm

It's a shame he didn't lose his left arm instead, then he would have been all right... ::)
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