Fat Tuesday and Super Tuesday
Interesting how they fall on the same day 
I can see it now:
politician: "How can you seriously count Louisiana? You know they're all drunk!"
I hope to attend the Kansas Caucuses tomarrow (hopefully not drunk) with a friend of mine.

I can see it now:
politician: "How can you seriously count Louisiana? You know they're all drunk!"
I hope to attend the Kansas Caucuses tomarrow (hopefully not drunk) with a friend of mine.


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