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Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

I seek out weird news, so I have heard a lot of wierd stuff over the years, but THIS one may top them all...  :o

That's messed up....

Hayden, Idaho is only 70 miles south of me...

The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God's fury."

"mmmmm... fury wine...."

Ok, no religion here, please...  ;)

[quote]Ok, no religion here, please...

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......A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave....

Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand......
End quote.

That would have been a good idea, and useful when feeling a bit hungry...

Pop a bread roll either side, and call it a "Hand Burger"... ...!

Paul..always in favour of handy things to do... 8-)...!

Brings a whole new meaning to "finger buffet"  ;D

I only wonder if it was still cold in the middle?  ;D

Very important to nuke that hand... wow.  :o

"Hand burger" !  ;D

Brilliant, Mr. F!  :D

I guess the question of "prior history of mental illness" is moot, now.  :-/

I know it's not nice to make fun of the clinically deranged, but I get a funny feeling this guy is a dumbass in addition to being very sick.

Was it finger licking good?

Very odd. I haven't heard anything like this.

i would have recommended other appendages... but i'll leave it at that

Ramos

The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God's fury."

It's a good thing he didn't see the "mark" on his forehead huh?

From now on, if he has trouble making dinner for himself, would "Hand-burger" Helper be out of the question?

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what a friggin nut!

The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God's fury."

It's a good thing he didn't see the "mark" on his forehead huh?

Not if his microwave is big enough.  May need someone to help though...