by expat » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:52 am
I remember my mum laughing about a priest coming into A&E with a milk bottle stuck on his

In a previous life, my neighbours wife was an A&E nurse. To cut a long and rather funny story (that makes the eyes water);
A double decker bus appeared normally where ambulances park. What looked like a panto horse came off said bus, but the head was backwards. Closer examination showed it to be two teenagers, (about 14 years old she recalled) who had covered parts of themselves in coats. They came through the door slowly with the lad sweating and what she says was pathetic whines each time they got out of step. The where put into a cubical and the doctor called. Now this is a family forum, so lets see how to explain this. Their parents where out for the day. They decided to experiment with some, lets call it oral stimulation that ended with him catching enough skin in her braces to ensure without medical help they would have still been on the sofa when their parents came home. :o
Matt
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.
PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.