I'm going to bomb you using the deadly koala bears Kevin

Or better yet, we could just get ole Drop Bear to pay him a visit-
Drop Bear (Gravitus Grizzlyus)
The 'Drop Bear' (Phakus cinereus) is related to the common Koala bear, neither of which are related to bears
Without a doubt the most deadly animal of the world, and maybe even Australia, the drop bear (Phakus cinereus) has literally terrorized quadrillions of visitors to 'Straya. Not even Chuck Norris has the balls to fight a drop bear. The 'Drop Bear' is related to the common Koala bear, neither of which are related to bears. You can protect yourself from the drop-bear in one of two ways: wearing a beer-related trucker style cap, or Staying In Your Own Damn Country.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australian_Wildlife 