Intended Victim Gets It Ironed Out with Attacker

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One of F's Stateside contemporaries gives a lesson on respect:
On Long Island, a 32-year-old tried mugging a 74-year-old who engaged him in a scuffle. The elder succeeded in relieving the younger of his tire-iron, the latter fleeing on foot because his vehicle refused to cooperate. The victim sustained an abrasion on his wrist and the attacker subsequently received handcuffs on his.

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