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Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:01 pm
by Wing Nut
We can't have sexist animals here at SimV.  It would offend the non-existent female members, except for Stormy, whom we haven't heard from in ages...

Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
 

I think that's the definition of sexual harassment... ;D

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:25 pm
by expat
We can't have sexist animals here at SimV.  It would offend the non-existent female members, except for Stormy, whom we haven't heard from in ages...

Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
 

I think that's the definition of sexual harassment... ;D



"Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say"

Well, a power dressing business woman does it for me, why should monkeys be different.  :D

Matt

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:34 pm
by ThatOnePerson
Everyone needs a little lovin ;) :o

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:07 am
by ozzy72
Those monkeys are PC compared to me a couple of years back in clubs when seeing fit women in lycra mini-skirts [smiley=evil.gif]

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:01 am
by spitfire boy
Those monkeys are PC compared to me a couple of years back in clubs when seeing fit women in lycra mini-skirts [smiley=evil.gif]


Yes, but a human is going to always be more attractive to another human than a monkey.... even you, ozzy... ;D (joke, please don't hurt me :-X)

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:24 am
by Ben R
Those monkeys are PC compared to me a couple of years back in clubs when seeing fit women in lycra mini-skirts [smiley=evil.gif]



LOL that made me laugh!

So, you point at your breasts and make obscene gestures when you see fit bird do you know Ozzy?

:)

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:29 am
by ozzy72
Not as such but my pelvic thrusts were a hazard ;D Oh and according to my daughter I'm hairier than a monkey (but hey it keeps me warm in the winter) ;D

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:32 am
by llamedos
Maybe they need to spank the Monkey more often?

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:48 am
by expat
Maybe they need to spank the Monkey more often?  :o


;D ;D ;D

Matt

Re: Sorry, the Monkey's are out...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:21 pm
by Chris_F
Hmm, doesn't sound like a problem that the liberal use of a shotgun couldn't solve.  I'd bet the monkeys would learn real quick "lewd gesture = death".  :)