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You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:33 am
by Alphajet_Enthusiast
... you get a photo, fingerprints taken at immigration and have to take your shoes off to walk through the metal detector...

Sorry guys, my first time through JFK...  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:50 am
by DONTREADMYUSERNAME
Hey man, don't forget the recent restriction on liquids!  ;D


(I think it was your only allowed to bring necesities like toothpaste and baby food in carry ons and they have to be in seperate 4 oz containers, but i think they eased it now)  

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:09 am
by expat
... you get a photo, fingerprints taken at immigration and have to take your shoes off to walk through the metal detector...

Sorry guys, my first time through JFK...  ;D ;D ;D ;D



With the first two, just like a visit to your local police station.

Matt

PS After you arrive and have got off the aircraft, taking your shoes off and walking through a metal detector..........a little like bolting the gate after the horse has done a runner.

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:16 am
by Romulus111VADT
Just be thankful you didn't make them suspicious or they may have introduced you to the body cavity search.... ;)

:)

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:51 am
by Alphajet_Enthusiast
PS After you arrive and have got off the aircraft, taking your shoes off and walking through a metal detector..........a little like bolting the gate after the horse has done a runner.



I would agree, but it was on the connecting flight that I had to take off my shoes...  :)
All in all, the US was quite a new experience, distinctly different
from that good old Belgium that I'm so used to...  ;)

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:19 am
by Omag 2.0
Look who's back!  ;)

Glad that it's no report live from Guantanamo bay...  ;D  ;D

Hopefully you can adjust to our provincial mentality again Alpha!  :)

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:04 pm
by Fozzer
.......the woman in front of you in the check-out queue sounds like Dolly Parton... :'(....!

Paul.... ;)...!

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:11 pm
by dcunning30
[quote]... you get a photo, fingerprints taken at immigration and have to take your shoes off to walk through the metal detector...

Sorry guys, my first time through JFK...

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:37 pm
by Triple_7
US Airport Security Procedure By The Year 2008:  No carry on, remove shoes, hats, pants, bend over :-/

Wait till your bags get selected for extra screening in customs upon return to the US...especially when your about to miss your connection which was delayed and you had no way to know >:(  

*Yes those are AA batteries for the C.A.M.E.R.A, that black thing is a C.E.L.L P.H.O.N.E, now H.U.R.R.Y, about to make me miss my F.L.I.G.H.T. ::) *  Customs agents don't tend to like it when your being a wise arse ;D

Then theres the being asked for your ID 20 times while your in the security line, my name didn't change every 10 feet, but for some reason they think it will :P

Curse LAX....never again will I go through that place :-X

5 minutes to legally enter Taiwan as a foreigner...2 hours to legally re-enter US as a CITIZEN >:(  Yep...Security overkill >:(

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:32 pm
by dcunning30
triple_7, actually, the regulations are *slowly* moving towards sanity.  However, the implementation of those regualtions varies from airport to airport.  The expierence at Eppley in Omaha or at Orlando airport are quite pleasant.  The expierence at LAX or at Midway in Chicago is a nightmare.  Same regs, different implementation.  I just chalk it up to the ignorance level of those the TSA has to choose from in the job pool in various cities.

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:27 am
by Triple_7
However, the implementation of those regualtions varies from airport to airport.  The expierence at Eppley in Omaha or at Orlando airport are quite pleasant.  The expierence at LAX or at Midway in Chicago is a nightmare.  Same regs, different implementation.  I just chalk it up to the ignorance level of those the TSA has to choose from in the job pool in various cities.


Very true, Fort Wayne (FWA) is a wonderful experience...they have received awards for their friendly staff and greeting services.  Always a pleasure to fly in and out from there.  But its very small with the biggest aircraft the Allegiant Air MD-83s that started service since I flew from there a year ago.  Before that it was all regional jets/props.  Don't know how Allegiant has effected things though, before it was rare to have more then 3 or 4 people in front of you in the security line unless its right before a flight departs.  When I departed to Dallas on my first leg to Taiwan I was the only one in the line, breezed right through, all personnel had smiles and actually had a conversation with me when they saw my passport.  Then when I returned 3 weeks later the gate agent stopped me, happened to be the same one who checked me in, asked how the trip was 8-)  Wont get that kind of service at any major airport :o

LAX on the other hand, came in from Dallas an hour late, lucky my checked bag was being transfered to Malaysia for me.  Had to run to Tom Bradly, find the MH desk in the mess of people, got checked in 1/2 hour later then waited an hour in the security line with nothing but b*tchy security people who must have been having a bad night.  After the metal detectors was when they took my carry on for the extra screening...already running late.  Flight ended up switching gates then delayed an hour >:(

Got into TPE and once I finished the long walk to the customs area it only took 5 minutes to fill out this little paper and get my passport stamped, legally in the country and out of the airport 10 minutes later.

Coming back to LAX, landed an hour late, first greeting was a security women grabbing my arm as I headed down to the customs area and tell me to get off my f#cking phone...never did I see a sign saying anything about phones, couldn't get reception there anyways.  Waited in line forever to finally clear the first check point, then had to pick up my checked bag (which was big bulky and over weight but never had to pay a fee since I had just one.) and lug it to another check point where was asked a couple questions about where I had been etc.  Then lugged it to the last check point where I had a customs card for items brought back.  Got through there to lug my bag through a mess of halls to a drop off point where I finally met the first friendly person in the staff and a smile...took roughly 2 hours before I was legally back in the country.  Got to the American terminal and took an 45 minutes just to check in (but at least the staff was friendly) Then came the pain of clearing security again.  That took an hour.  Flight ended up delayed 1/2 hour which later turned into over an hour before an aircraft pulled up to the gate.  So out of the 5.5 hours I spent there I only had freedom for an hour with walking times.  Chicago O-Hare was nice friendly staff, had a conversation with a guy running one of the shops I stopped to get coffee at after my flight to FWA ended up delayed over an hour.  Then came into nice friendly FWA and greeted by a staff member who actually remembered me after 3 weeks :o

LAX brags on there website about friendly staff...what a joke ;D  They have nothing on FWA staff :P

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:49 am
by expat
All in all, the US was quite a new experience, distinctly different
from that good old Belgium



Yes, the USA has hills for a start  ;D

Matt

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:47 am
by Fozzer
All in all, the US was quite a new experience, distinctly different
from that good old Belgium



Yes, the USA has hills for a start  ;D

Matt


...and Dolly Parton.... :o.....!

.......the woman in front of you in the check-out queue sounds like Dolly Parton... :'(....!

Paul.... ;)...!

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:43 am
by BFMF
I've mostly fly commercially while in uniform, and it's funny how security finds it annoying that it takes me another minute or two to take my combat boots off and on, When it's obvious that i'm in the military. I wish we didn't have to, but oh well.

Other then that, airline personell are always friendly towards me. I often wonder how much different it would be if I flew in civilian clothes? I probably would get bumped to earlier flights, and moved to Business or First class

Re: You know you're in the US when...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:39 am
by RitterKreuz
God dont even get me started on this topic.

while i know that security is a big important deal... most of this "for show" crap is so poorly mismanaged and focuses on such a small part of the broader security issues its not even funny!

these TSA guys search people just for the sake of searching them and looking busy it often seems.

::)