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Oh well, I don't have sex with vegans either!  My wife and I enjoy tacos, steak, beef sandwiches together.

.....we're good!

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Oookay...

Ergh Vegans  >:(

I've said it before and I'll say it again..

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat...  :D

Ah, terrific... another pseudo-scientific label for people to attach to themselves so they can feel superior.
And few can be self-righteous like the vegans... who typically gobble vitamin supplements made from animal tissues, and that sort of thing.

What's really annoying about this astonishing "new" movement is that in general, vegans and meat-eaters don't "hook up" because sex is usually preceded by at least one dinner date.

In other words: THIS is news?!?!?!

OK

said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

Get a life! Your a carnivore & you can't change the facts!

Only reason they won't have sex with non-vegans is 'cause they probably can't get enough energy out of celery sticks they spend all day eating.  ;D

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Ah, terrific... another pseudo-scientific label for people to attach to themselves so they can feel superior.
And few can be self-righteous like the vegans... who typically gobble vitamin supplements made from animal tissues, and that sort of thing.

What's really annoying about this astonishing "new" movement is that in general, vegans and meat-eaters don't "hook up" because sex is usually preceded by at least one dinner date.

In other words: THIS is news?!?!?!

What he said...  ;)

Three out of four cannibals agree, vegetarians taste better!  ;)

Anyway . . .

A valuable lesson I learned about meat came from my granddad.  In his later years, he took up sheep ranching.  I was always so excited to visit him on the ranch and see the sheep.  And that is when I discovered that many meaty, herd animal aren't cute and adorable, they are stupid and onry, and more importantly tasty.  Since then, I have been doing my part to teach them a lesson and exact some delicious revenge (I was attacked as a young lad by a ram in the pasture . . . stupid sheep!).  >:(

Besides, if being vegetarian is so great, why don't lions, tigers, and bears (oh my) take it up?

Sex with a 1970's Chevy compact car? How absurd......yet I'm intrigued to see how it's done.

I once took a vegan out for a date and didn't know it (friend should have warned me before hooking us up ).  Got a menu thrown in my face at a fancy steak house/country dance hall after she ordered a salad and I ordered a big steak dinner.  Needless to say she waited out in my truck for awhile eating her salad from a doggy bag while I sat at the table alone enjoying a tasty Angus sirloin with fries, then a little dancing with a couple meat loving ladies who joined me a few minutes after she stormed out.  Drove 35 miles to that place...I'll be damned if I'm going to spend $40 a plate and not have some fun.  Finally left 2 hours later  Needless to say I didn't get a kiss or so much as a thank you from her that night  Ended up dating the one girl I danced with for a few months, so the night wasn't a total loss [smiley=beer.gif]

After seeing that picture of the tree hugging Scurvy ridden hippie woman, i don't feel like eating anything for a while.

Yes, yes, of course I'm vegan.[smiley=evil.gif]

Matt

Sex with a 1970's Chevy compact car? How absurd......yet I'm intrigued to see how it's done.

In high school, my girlfriend had a 76 Mustang hatchback.  We were VERY creative...  ;)

In high school, my girlfriend had a 76 Mustang hatchback.  We were VERY creative...  ;)

Try an old 89 Ford Bronco II...that back seats not as big as it looks  Turn signal and wiper lever got broke along with the center armrest trying the front seats

Ah...good times