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Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:42 pm**

BARNSLEY CENTRAL NEWS

News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "f**kinhell" and "choffinnorah".

The earthquake decimated the town, causing

Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:53 pm**

Olden but golden Jimbo.. ;D

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:10 am**

...funny it may be (seen it before though) ..UNLESS... you happen to have lost your house in the actual floods ::)

Please do not mock the afflicted and if you can then help is needed fast......

CAN YOU HELP?

Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing for the victims of this disaster. Clothing is needed most of all - especially -

Burberry or Fila baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his or hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sports socks

Any product sold at Primark

Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference. Microwave meals, tinned beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew are ideal. Please so not give anything that needs peeling.

REMEMBER

22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:26 am**

I'm glad I live in the good part of Yorkshire.

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:17 am**

I'm glad I live in the good part of Yorkshire. :D

....LOL...So do I....commoner (BARNSLEY born an' bred) ;D

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:25 am**

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