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Just when you thought that the danger of falling apples needed a rope around the tree, the PC brigade made another first. This time with another brigade - the fire brigade. :-?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 707509.stm

Apolagies if this has been posted.

The world just gets better and better  :-/ :-/

LMAO!  ;D

I suppose they would face the same charges if they'd rested standing up because they hadn't read the manual?

Obviously what we are looking for is for common sense to prevail.

Fat chance with the pencil-necked pin-heads trying to justify their own pathetic jobs

A level three disciplinary hearing because you did not sleep in a chair

Sorry I was so tired that I felt unable to read the manual and fully understand it. Rather than risk falling out of the chair and injuring myself, I elected to sleep on the floor, after all, it is quite difficult to fall off the floor and sustain an injury. I felt that in my weaken state it was the safest option.

Matt

The PC brigade is nothing more than a modern version of the Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Hunt and Macarthy Era combined. :-?

That is ridiculous! Maybe they hadn't read the manual, and thus didn't want to sleep in one of the chairs for fear of the PC squad crucifying them. Or, like myself, they have trouble falling asleep in a recliner and opted for the floor where they would get some rest.

A FOUR page manual?  If you're too dumb to sit/recline in a reclining chair, and need training for it, you probably shouldn't be allowed near heavy equipment ....

The problem, obviously is that they had neglected to read the seventeen page safety manual on the proper use of the floor.  Right there, in article 6 paragraph B it says:  "If the floor is to be used as a rest surface it must first be covered with an approved safety pad.  Failure to cover the floor with the approved safety pad could result in muscle soreness and is grounds for dismissal".

I'd use the "My back was hurting so I slept on the floor to straighten it out" excuse at the hearing If they ask why say "I was carrying an 18 stone bloke over my shoulder down a ladder to save his life. Want a health and safety hearing and case for industrial injury?" [smiley=evil.gif]

A FOUR page manual?  If you're too dumb to sit/recline in a reclining chair, and need training for it, you probably shouldn't be allowed near heavy equipment ....

Methinks you miss the point Felix ......... it is the implication that men who risk their lives on a daily basis entering burning buildings are too dumb to use ...... and therefore not allowed to use ..... a reclining chair without first  reading the manual. Then to be disciplined for using what is the safer option to sleep on ...... you get the point.

Ozzy makes a rather successful argument to the stupidity.

This goes much deeper than political correctness. It all stems from the 'modernisation' of the fire brigade doing away with the bunks that have been used successfully for decades. See this link on the same page. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4384581.stm

rule britannia stupidity

health and safety... gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!