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Got an ASBO, have a free day out

ASBO day out

Matt

Who says crime doesn't pay?
And people wonder why I don't want to move back to the UK!

Got an ASBO, have a free day out

ASBO day out

Matt

Next thing we know it'll be Alton Towers...

Who says crime doesn't pay?
And people wonder why I don't want to move back to the UK!

Oi!! I love the U.K.!!

Got an ASBO, have a free day out

ASBO day out

Matt

Next thing we know it'll be Alton Towers...

Who says crime doesn't pay?
And people wonder why I don't want to move back to the UK!

Oi!! I love the U.K.!!

We do too but this gets more difficult every day. It's not the country, it's the idiots in charge of it.

I know. But please, while we all know 'His Tonyness' is an idiot, lets not get politicalical (that was deliberate, by the way)

I know. But please, while we all know 'His Tonyness' is an idiot, lets not get politicalical (that was deliberate, by the way)

So, at the age of 13 you are already a rule breaker. One ABO in the post for you then.

Matt

PS Don't forget that with each ASBO you get, exciting days out can be had at a amusement park of your choice.    

PPS, Please bring your own knives, guns, spray paints and drugs, as much as we would like to give them out free, health and safety rules and our insurers will not allow it.

Spitfire Boy I'm an ex-pat. I fled shortly after B.Liar became PM, what with him, the Teletubbies and my family Britain was no longer somewhere I could handle living Then there was all the cricket and football on TV, bad food, worse beer and ugly girls.
So I moved to Hungary. Pretty girls. Great food. A brewery just around the corner from me and wonderful wines and other self-pickling juices. Nice weather. Alas things have soured here lately but hey some you win, some you lose. And I'm still better off

Spitfire Boy I'm an ex-pat. I

But you are not "the-ex-pat"  ;D

Matt

True, but then neither is Roger (Krigl) who like me lurks in the former Eastern Bloc (he is in Brno in the Czech Rep. drinking good beer) teaching English instead of getting a proper job

What's wrong with the cricket Mark? :-/ I'm really enjoying it! England are playing right now and decent for once - check it out.

Teaching English instead of getting a proper job

You said it Ozzy, not us  ;D

Matt

I have a strange loathing of cricket and football. I'm not keen on tennis either. I think it is because the sports I do are rather more exciting and stimulating. The only time I've made an effort to watch a match was the replay of the France vs Senegal match a couple of World Cups ago. Now that was funny

I have a strange loathing of cricket and football. I'm not keen on tennis either. I think it is because the sports I do are rather more exciting and stimulating. The only time I've made an effort to watch a match was the replay of the France vs Senegal match a couple of World Cups ago. Now that was funny

Trust me, while cricket is boring to watch, you have no idea how satisfying it is to hit a ball REALLY hard with a big bit of wood...

Spitfire Boy I'm an ex-pat. I fled shortly after B.Liar became PM, what with him, the Teletubbies and my family Britain was no longer somewhere I could handle living Then there was all the cricket and football on TV, bad food, worse beer and ugly girls.
So I moved to Hungary. Pretty girls. Great food. A brewery just around the corner from me and wonderful wines and other self-pickling juices. Nice weather. Alas things have soured here lately but hey some you win, some you lose. And I'm still better off

Blair isn't all bad. While Iraq is a mess, he did manage to subdue the IRA. That alone deserves some respect.

P.S. Go on youtube and search; 'lauren cooper meets Tony Blair'. He was quite a sport for agreeing to do that All for a good cause, as well. I guess every PM has his ups and downs. Oh dear.... I've gone political. Quick! Change the subject!

 Blair isn't all bad. While Iraq is a mess, he did manage to subdue the IRA. That alone deserves some respect.

As usual he takes the credit by putting the icing on top. This process had been underway for more than double the years you have been on this planet, however, now we are getting political.

Matt