The Great Flood of '07

Sometime around 10:00 this morning, while working I heard a rumor that the Missouri river was going to be up near flood stage. About half an hour later I heard another person say that a mandatory evacuation order had been given for a neighboring town. After that someone told me that it was going to be "worse than than the flood of '93". The next thing I know, all hell breaks lose, people are crowding into the stores, buying canned food and water. Part of my job is stocking the DejaBlue botteled water, and I had some psycho buy ALL of the 24 packs that I had JUST put on the shelf. At another one of my stores, the entire water isle was sold out completely, and we were the first vendor company to be able to restock, so we got all of the best display spots, and pretty much all of the shelf area. In truth, yes the river is above flood stage, and the flood plains are containing it. The neighboring town had no evacuation order, but some people in low areas have been warned that they might need leave if it gets really bad. No one is in any danger, yet they all act like the sky is falling. Why? because some A-hole said to another idiot "hey the river looks like it might flood" which when passed along evolved into "THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!11" 
I just laugh when I think of all of those people who bought 50+ gallons of water, and don't need it at all.

I just laugh when I think of all of those people who bought 50+ gallons of water, and don't need it at all.