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"Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:15 pm
by Anark
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."


Ouch.   :o

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:18 pm
by Hagar
I trust nobody had ordered sausages. :o :D

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:18 pm
by ozzy72
If it had been me I'd have just politely asked the waiter for a clean knife rather than turning myself to ribbons.
Imagine what he would have done over a fly in the soup :o :o :o

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:37 pm
by Mictheslik
Ouch  :o

Wonder if he made a connection with the name of the restaurant (for all those who know french)

.mic

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:44 pm
by john_uk
i agree with with hagar here, having sausages their that night would be unwise :P

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:15 pm
by Fozzer
Cut off your nose to spite your face....if you must... :-/....

...but...

NEVER cut off your "thingy" to spite your girl-friend!.... :o...!

Paul...in a high-pitched voice... :-[...!

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:04 pm
by a1
Quite disturbing. ;D

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:36 pm
by Splat762
Quite disturbing. ;D


+1  :o

That guy had some big brass cajones to do something like that....oh wait.... ;D

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:22 pm
by Jared
holy fliurking snit! that's gotta hurt!

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:14 pm
by an-225
Ah, gotta love the swear filter. I can't even say Dick Cheney, without placing a dot inbetween. D.ick Cheney. There.  ::)

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:32 pm
by Alonso
penis penis penis penis

LOL!!!!!! ;D

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:05 pm
by Stormtropper
...just use my favorite slang for that..."Rumple foreskin"... ;D

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:10 pm
by Jakemaster
...just use my favorite slang for that..."Rumple foreskin"... ;D


LOL!!!!!

I think I like thingy better though...

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:47 am
by TacitBlue
That is disturbing! I'm sure erectile dysfunction can be frustrating, but this is not the answer! :o

Re: "Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:44 pm
by Akula.
*me crosses my legs and looks around for any knife-weilding neuter-ers*