Ozzy, please don't

...do this. I almost put it in the jokes forum -- how many of these buffoons are about. Surely, he didn't have a lawyer. 
YORK, Pa. - A Glen Rock man arrived at the Shrewsbury (Ohio) district court on March 26 for a drunken-driving hearing and appeared to be intoxicated at the hearing.
He never made it away from his parking space after his court appearance. Failing a portable breath test for alcohol, he was taken into custody for a blood test which revealed that his blood-alcohol level was twice the legal driving limit. He was again charged with DUI.
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Information from: The York Dispatch

YORK, Pa. - A Glen Rock man arrived at the Shrewsbury (Ohio) district court on March 26 for a drunken-driving hearing and appeared to be intoxicated at the hearing.
He never made it away from his parking space after his court appearance. Failing a portable breath test for alcohol, he was taken into custody for a blood test which revealed that his blood-alcohol level was twice the legal driving limit. He was again charged with DUI.
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Information from: The York Dispatch
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